The Australians Revenge.

[FCPT. Mitchell. D. Ries]

I always said "One day Cain, one day I'll get you back" This is that day Cain.

I present to you a Australian comedian that will make you have deep belly laughs.

 

[VADM Wulfric Richter CoS]

You're right, he's funny. He's also wrong, but he's funny.

As for why he's wrong:

[VADM pRett]

Ted Nugent - good musician, and entertaining on the reality show he was on...but the guy is so deeply hypocritical I can't respect him at all.

[CAPT Preston]

Not gonna touch the gun control issue, thats something for you Yanks to squabble among yourselves about. But nice choice of comedian Ries.

[FCPT. Mitchell. D. Ries]

CDR Cabcrow wrote:

Not gonna touch the gun control issue, thats something for you Yanks to squabble among yourselves about. But nice choice of comedian Ries.

 Thank you sir, as I said this is revenge for the horrible stereotypes Cain tries to insult me with haha, but he's trying to be funny so I'll give him that much, it just means he doesn't get any bloomin onions. 

[CAPT Preston]

Lt. Mitchell. D. Ries wrote:

CDR Cabcrow wrote: Not gonna touch the gun control issue, thats something for you Yanks to squabble among yourselves about. But nice choice of comedian Ries.  Thank you sir, as I said this is revenge for the horrible stereotypes Cain tries to insult me with haha, but he's trying to be funny so I'll give him that much, it just means he doesn't get any bloomin onions.

 Just embrace the stereotypes, makes it more fun

 

[FCPT. Mitchell. D. Ries]

CDR Cabcrow wrote:

Just embrace the stereotypes, makes it more fun

 By "embrace them" do you mean beat Cain senseless with a wombat? haha.

[William O'Machaire]

 

[CAPT Preston]

Lt. Mitchell. D. Ries wrote:

By "embrace them" do you mean beat Cain senseless with a wombat? haha.

 I was thinking more along the lines of strapping jetpacks onto drop bears and pointing them at America

[FCPT. Mitchell. D. Ries]

CDR Cabcrow wrote:

Lt. Mitchell. D. Ries wrote:  By "embrace them" do you mean beat Cain senseless with a wombat? haha.  I was thinking more along the lines of strapping jetpacks onto drop bears and pointing them at America

 hahaha that's brilliant sir haha. I just want to say to the rest of the fleet, THIS IS WHY YOU SEPARATE AUSTRALIANS, we start thinking about stuff like this when we are together. 

I'm also thinking another punishment would be to make Cain eat this

[William O'Machaire]

Oh Christ, I've lost a large amount of respect for dairy milk. It truly does split our populations down the middle, I fall squarely in the "it tastes like foot fungus scrapings"group. 

[FCPT. Mitchell. D. Ries]

William O'Machaire wrote:

Oh Christ, I've lost a large amount of respect for dairy milk. It truly does split our populations down the middle, I fall squarely in the "it tastes like foot fungus scrapings"group.

 I agree, this was one of the worst things to come out of Australia. That's why our secret agents use it as an interrogation device.

"Whats that you dont want to tell us what we want to know?" Pulls out Vegemite chocolate bar.

"MY GOD MAN I'LL TELL YOU ANY THING JUST PUT IT AWAY" starts crying. 

[CAPT Preston]

Lt. Mitchell. D. Ries wrote:

William O'Machaire wrote: Oh Christ, I've lost a large amount of respect for dairy milk. It truly does split our populations down the middle, I fall squarely in the "it tastes like foot fungus scrapings"group.   I agree, this was one of the worst things to come out of Australia. That's why our secret agents use it as an interrogation device. "Whats that you dont want to tell us what we want to know?" Pulls out Vegemite chocolate bar. "MY GOD MAN I'LL TELL YOU ANY THING JUST PUT IT AWAY" starts crying.

 Thats bloody evil mate

[FCPT. Mitchell. D. Ries]

Yep, that's me in a nutshell

[CAPT Preston]

Not sure if I should be worried or proud.