Rookie Reporting in.

[Kioki²]

New rookie reporting in, Looks like no one is here ( looks in the TF's Cantina fridge) ---- Keel over ---. HEY something died in here. Where is everyone.

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.... [Finds a note on TF lounge Wall] " We are off base doing research on a remote planet in the Beta Ursa sector, if you find us bring us some tuna sandwiches. The food rations grow tiressome.

P.S. we dont know when we will be back."

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... Looks around
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...Guess I will have synthihal and wait up abit, see if the janitor wants to play some poker, when he is done scrapping out the dead from the fridge.


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[Morgan Shackelford]

Welcome aboard!

[AUGERSON U.S.M.C. (Ret)]

From: Captain Augurson, 7th Fleet Marine Division, Task Force 81st XO
To: 7th Fleet Newest Member

Subj: WELCOME ABOARD

Rmks: Congratulations for your selection to be a member of the greatest Fleet in the galaxy. You have joined a Fleet that has clearly demonstrated exceptional leadership qualities and professional contributions for all its members. I extend to you my personal thanks and the sincere appreciation of a grateful Fleet for becoming its newest member. You have help strengthen our man power during a critical time when all Starships are needed for battle.

Your commitment and dedication to join the 7th Fleet will inspire others to follow in your footsteps, and for all 7th Fleet members join me today in saluting you for making a great decision on selecting our Fleet. “well done”


Semper Fidelis,

Captain Augurson
81st MACO XO
1stSgt USMC Retired

[Anomalous Life Form]

The station's comm system crackles and beeps weirdly, signifying an incoming message, albeit on a bad connection.

"crrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkzzzzzzzzzzz.....an you get that damn thing working Lt Solien!?"

"It's working now sir, you're on."

"Welcome aboard Ensign Tomson! I'll take a tuna on whole weat, provolone cheese, jalapeno's, extra mayo and hold the tomatoes... Lt. Kwan! Watch out for that... crrrrrkkkazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."

The comm system goes abruptly silent.

[Crisler]

%^&*&^^%^&&*

That Ferengi told me that Creeko would stay alive if refrigerated, I hate dead food. Ensign would you be so kind as to dispose of that please?

[William Anders]

Commodore Anders walks in and looks around confused-like. He stares at the person in front of him awkwardly. Then turns around and walks out the door.

5 seconds later...

Anders pops his head around the corner

"Oh hey! Welcome to the 7th! Free ice cream in the freezer. It's not that replicated crap either. The real deal."

Guest Post Rules are In Effect for this Post

[Kioki²]

--- Dragging a Dead Carcuss with my right hand and Icecream cone in my left ---

muttering " what kinda TF did I get into here, feels liek a 20th century epsiode of "M.A.S.H"

( trying to get someones ATTN:) HEY!! Where am I susspose to drag this thing to anyhow. No one told me where the Morge was, muttering " things big enough to put in the morge anyway". Fine!!! I will just leave it out in hallway next to Mopar63's quaters. * thinking to self* (man this risa berrymix icecream rocks wonder if there are some sprinkle's in the pantry, hhmm do i dare look.) ( yelling down the Hall again towards Anders direction) YO ODD COMMANDER DUDE!!. There was some buzzing and cracking coming over the intercom, I need to get some Tuna Melts out to the team. where is the closet Subway, and do they deliver, I have a fridge to clean and some icecream to plunder here. shhheesh!!.

( Still shoulting down the hallway) Baaahh!! guess its not that important. anyway!!

* turns around heads towards pantry to go look for sprinkles*



[ non roleplay comment, "thanks for the welcomes" guys ]

[Fleet Admiral E. Fortin]

Welcome aboard to the Lucky 7th I am sure you will enjoy your tour here...

Commander 7th Fleet
E Fortin

[Crisler]

A menacing growl can be heard down the halls of the officers quarters.

What MORON decided to lay this carcass outside my quarters!?

[Cleo Mavendorf]

*Steps out of her quarters and growls something in Klingon before shaking her head and going back inside*

[Christian M. Hanson]

Welcome to the fleet!

[Anton Mercer]

I step out of a meeting just in time to hear....

Kioki² wrote:

YO ODD COMMANDER DUDE!!. There was some buzzing and cracking coming over the intercom, I need to get some Tuna Melts out to the team. where is the closet Subway, and do they deliver, I have a fridge to clean and some icecream to plunder here. shhheesh!!.

I give the ensign an odd look as he returns it with a stare. I smile.
"Have fun with Anders, ensign." I turn and leave the ensign just as confused as he was before, and continue to my next meeting.


[Welcome ]

[Myles Keogh]

Keogh arrives back on station after an extended exploration mission to find melted ice cream all over the floor of the transporter room, and an abandoned alien carcass on the crew deck...

...and what's that glued to the door to my quarters??? Is that...

...is it...

... a tuna sandwich and transfer orders???

This Mr. Kioki has some 'splainin to do.

[Kioki²]

*** moments later Kioki walks in***

HEY!!! who are you!?.......... hhmm your not another wierd one are ya!. The Officers I have been running into so far make this place feel like a faternity...


and guess what..... ITS FRIGGIN GREAAT!!! *****notices 75th badging on Keoghs shoulder***

..... I MEAN ITS GREAT SIR CAPTON SIR KEOGH SIR!!!.


Glad to see you back Safe Sir. Ens Paige(Kioki) reporting in for active duty Sir.


*cough*(kicks a Porno under the couch, that Comadore Anders left the other night) Sorry about the mess Sir, and the umm, delay in your Tuna Melt. I uhhh yeah* seem to had gotten abit distracted Sir.